Sultry Nic Cage Pillow Cover

If you’re like me, you’ve probably spent more than your fair share of hours thinking about the respite that Nicholas Cage’s circa 1994 soft downy bosom would provide for a weary traveller, such as yourself.

Sadly, since you can’t actually get a time machine on Amazon just yet, this pillow is the next best thing. No you’re not imagining it, the nipples ARE following you as you move around the room. I’m pretty sure this is a product feature, that or I really shouldn’t have taken a shortcut through that graveyard on the way home.

Don’t be fooled, this product is not actually a full pillow, it’s just a pillow case / cover.  So you’ll have to provide your own pillow / homemade cotton likeness of Nicholas Cage / actual Nicholas Cage.

As per Amazon, this does make a excellent housewarming present, it really is the gift for the person in your life who already has everything. I guarantee they will not have one of these puppies.

I’d recommend getting one for everyone on your street / floor. Heck get two, they’ll love you for it.

7Expert Score

Yes. This is a pillow case with a topless Nic Cage on it. It's kind of self-explanatory, isn't it?

If you've ever wanted to spend your evenings resting your head betwixt Nic Cage's bosom, then have I got the product for you! I also have a lot of questions, like a lot.

Snuggleability

7

Cageyness

7

Existential Horror

7

Amount of actual pillow contained

0

PROS

• It's got a massive picture of Nic Cage on it, depending on who you are, this is a MASSIVE pro
• Never spend another evening alone (sorta)
• Ethically sourced, no Nic Cage's were harmed in the production of this pillow case.

CONS

• It's got a giant picture of Nic Cage on it, depending on who you are, this is a HUGE con
• Kinda feel a bit ripped off that there isn't actually a pillow
• It's really creepy.